i love Jake. I’d marry him in a heartbeat. He’s flawed and there’s a lot but, he’s still perfect in a sense. His teeth are yellow from smoking but he still has a beautiful smile. He was the first to cry in our relationship and, his eyes never looked more blue when he did. He’s so insecure with his body image but, i couldn’t imagine him any other way. His heart is in the right place but, alcohol is always on his mind. I’m dating a man who calls me drunk at 3 in the morning. A man who hangs out with girls and drinks with girls and doesn’t bother telling me. I can’t trust him because of it and, that’s why i can’t date him.
f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:
fuck the police if you know what i mean
mhmmmm(:
Yes
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.
The artwork is too great not to reblog.
Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.
That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.
One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Hans Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.
I want this painted on my wall.
I saw a cartoon version of the real story when I was little and I fucking cried every time. Each time I’d watch it again and say “Okay, I won’t cry this time. This time I’m prepared!!” and then “Nope”
Last Words
- Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”
- Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”
- John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”
- Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”
- Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”
- Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.”
- James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”
- Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)
- Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”
- Tom Ketchum - “I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”
This is my new favorite post.
sassy serial killers
French fries omfg
